Throwing fake rings onto the court is America's new unconventional path to wealth
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Throwing fake rings onto the court is America's new unconventional path to wealth
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Americans watch the Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA) games not just for basketball—but for dildos.
The ball going through the hoop is just foreplay. The real climax comes when a dildo lands on the court.
Betting on whether a dildo will be thrown during the game, when it will happen, and what color it will be—is now the hottest new betting market offered by bookmakers.
This wave of throwing fake dildos onto WNBA courts began on July 29 this year.
During a match between the Golden State Valkyries and Atlanta Dream, a fluorescent green dildo dropped from the sky and landed in the center of the court.
A meme coin project—DILDO (Dildo Coin)—quickly claimed responsibility for the stunt.
The Dildo Coin team admitted that tossing a dildo onto the court on launch day was a deliberate marketing move.
Their logic is exactly what you’d expect: Look, the green dildo symbolizes a long green bullish candlestick, signaling rising coin prices.
The genius strategy worked perfectly.
Within just 24 hours of its launch, Dildo Coin’s trading volume on Uniswap exceeded $1.3 million.
After the incident went viral, the coin surged from a low of $0.00018 to a peak of $0.00222 on August 9—an over tenfold increase in just a few days.
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Don’t underestimate how far a dildo can fly—it bounces like a carp leaping over the dragon gate.
According to Google Trends data, since July 29, U.S. search interest in “green dildo” has increased by 3,700%.
Even Donald Trump Jr. shared an image of his father tossing a mysterious green toy from the White House onto a basketball court, joining the online conversation.
Dildos are made of plastic, cold to the touch, smelling faintly of silica.
Yet they’ve caught a once-in-a-lifetime windfall.
In the stands, people scream, record videos, or bow their heads in prayer—as if it were divine revelation.
In reality, it’s just unsold factory surplus, but gamblers have loaded it with fateful significance.
Will another fake dildo be thrown into a WNBA game before August 10?
Polymarket, the largest prediction market operator on the internet, quickly spotted the business opportunity in dildo-throwing.
They swiftly launched a “fake dildo on WNBA court” betting pool.
Betting options include: whether a dildo will be thrown, its color, who will first touch it, and which half of the court it will land in.
Polymarket Sports
Breaking: Now you can bet on the color of the next WNBA dildo.
Will the next dildo thrown into a WNBA game be green/yellow?
Probability: 50%
Then, on August 1, during a game between the Golden State Valkyries and Chicago Sky, another dildo was indeed thrown.
Polymarket user “gigachadsolana” placed a $13,044 bet 20 minutes before the game, predicting someone would throw a dildo that night.
Fifteen minutes after tip-off, the dildo arrived as expected.
The user walked away with over $6,000 in profit.
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After Tuesday’s game interruption, an anonymous prediction market user earned over $6,000.
Many suspect the user threw the dildo themselves and called him a “shameless opportunist.”
If you precisely predict the timing and color of a dildo drop, then sneak one in and toss it yourself—it’s not gambling, it’s market manipulation. What’s the difference from insider trading?
This is a collapse of integrity!
After all, according to the betting rules, you’re free to throw whatever you want.
This dildo has been throwing itself onto the court for years.
Regardless, from Gainbridge Fieldhouse to Wintrust Arena, from Barclays Center to Crypto.com Arena—throwing dildos at WNBA games has clearly become a trend, happening in nearly every series now.
You can throw one in New York, in Chicago, or in Oakland.
As long as there’s a game, there’s betting—and someone will throw a dildo.
“Mom, how did we get so rich?”
“Dad placed a big bet and correctly guessed the color of the dildo thrown onto the WNBA court.”
After multiple incidents, Indiana Fever player Sophie Cunningham tweeted: “Stop throwing dildos onto the court… You’re going to hurt one of us eventually.”
Four days later, she was hit by a flying dildo.
In America, the final destination of dildos is no longer bedrooms—but basketball courts.
Stop throwing dildos onto the court… You’ll hurt one of us.
This isn’t funny.
I said that thing couldn’t actually hit me. I knew I shouldn’t have posted that tweet.
Women’s basketball has been skyrocketing in popularity in the U.S. in recent years.
According to ESPN, WNBA viewership is up 20% compared to last year.
In 2024, the NCAA women’s basketball championship drew more viewers than the men’s game for the first time in history.
Betting companies naturally won’t miss such a massive market.
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Recently, multiple incidents of dildos being thrown onto courts have disrupted games.
Although Polymarket is banned in the U.S., many Americans still access it via VPNs.
On this platform, single-game dildo bets have already exceeded $1 million.
Polymarket’s competitors, such as BetOnline and Kalshi, also offer similar novelty betting options.
WNBA urges fans to stop throwing dildos onto the court
BetOnline’s odds breakdown:
* Green: -150 (favorite)
* Purple: +250
* Pink/Red: +400
* Black/Brown: +525
* White/Skin-tone: +550
* Blue: +550
* Rainbow: +900
So far, wagers across platforms on the “dildo toss” market have surpassed bets on the actual games themselves.
Another dildo thrown during a WNBA game appears to have struck Sophie Cunningham.
The WNBA has yet to stop these dildo pranks, which have been disrupting games for over a week.
In this world shaped by generative AI and big data, the line between reality and fiction has dissolved into absurdity.
If you thought this story was AI-generated, no one could blame you—but it also suggests you’re somewhat abstract, otherwise the algorithm wouldn’t have shown it to you.
Why are people throwing sex toys at WNBA players during games?
Unfortunately, it’s all real.
You now have to not only understand why Americans bet their $3,000 monthly salaries on underdog teams, but also why they hurl plastic body parts into the air like meteor showers over women’s basketball courts.
Throwing dildos might be a prank elsewhere, but in America, it’s a gambler’s triumph.
It’s become a spectator ritual.
When they throw, their eyes sparkle—they’re borrowing luck from the gambling gods.
Like rain dancers, gamblers toss dildos skyward, hoping for an explosive payoff—the sound of maximum odds realized.
Throwing fake dildos during WNBA games has become a trend. We need to talk about this.
On August 5, during a Fever vs. Sparks game, a sex toy was thrown onto the court. This was the third time in one week.
Every time a dildo arcs through the air, its impact echoes louder than an air raid siren.
A New York Liberty home game was delayed by 40 minutes; spectators briefly feared a terrorist attack.
Police later revealed that a drunk fan had smuggled three dildos in a plastic bag and forced his way into the arena.
In fact, this form of betting has rapidly evolved to the point where it doesn’t matter which league or gender—the dildo flies regardless.
Now that it has become an unavoidable commercial hazard in WNBA arenas, the dildo has emerged as the brightest buoy in America’s sports betting ocean.
Even the National Football League (NFL) has started playing along recently.
The most common tweet from sports betting analysts on X is: “Blue dildo tonight! Follow me and stay updated.”
Athletes suffer the most—they have to play while dodging falling dildos.
The worst thing in a career isn’t sudden disaster—it’s sudden dildos.
You go for a three-pointer, and suddenly there’s a dildo at your feet.
The crowd erupts: “Hit! 12-to-1 payout!”
The roar is louder than a buzzer-beater three to win the game.
Police have intervened. Security has ejected people.
But gamblers don’t care.
They say throwing dildos isn’t a crime—it’s art.
They believe that once a dildo takes flight, the bet gains a soul.
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Stadiums now screen for dildos more strictly than for guns.
But you can’t blame the dildo—just like you can’t blame the wind for blowing a thatched roof askew.
The wind isn’t wrong. The mistake lies with whoever built the roof too loosely.
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Don’t romanticize the dildo, nor demonize it.
It’s like a wrench or screwdriver—heroic when fixing a motorcycle, criminal when smashing a neighbor’s window.
The dildo is neutral.
After all, it’s just a tool.
Its morality depends entirely on the person holding it.
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